Reblogged from Dorkatron

The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]

Reblogged from Dorkatron
politedoge:

you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man

politedoge:

you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man

Reblogged from
Reblogged from This is happening
so it goes.

so it goes.

relative terms: vonnegut
“‘This is a good place,’ he said.
'There is a lot of liquor,' I agreed'”
The Sun Also Rises

“‘This is a good place,’ he said.

'There is a lot of liquor,' I agreed'”

The Sun Also Rises

relative terms: trailer park hemingway
okyeahhi

okyeahhi

Reblogged from The Byrd’z Nëst

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

i’m pretty sure i was in that class

Reblogged from See my dazzling gleam
My life story in 10 words

My life story in 10 words

Reblogged from Trailer Park Legends

we all want to be normal, anyway

we all want to be somewhere else than where we live

but that’s not reality; it’s just point of view

relative terms: most roads lead to home

mrakato:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I don’t care if cunnilingus causes my dick to fall off and shortens my mothers life by 20 years I’m still going to do it.

CUNNINNGLUS IS A GATEWAY DRUG TO LESBIANISM BE CAREFUL GUSY YOU MIGHT BECOME LESBIANS

I… I’m not sure what to say to this…

Reblogged from

willdrewsmusicblog:

Artist: Elliott Smith

Song: Rose Parade

Album: Either/Or

Thomasville, Ga., let’s be friends.

Reblogged from Will Drew's Music Blog
Reblogged from Supper Mario Broth
You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
— Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake (via lindseyjee)
Reblogged from hallelujah
relative terms: goddamnit kurt
hanniballerector:

Faulk me

hanniballerector:

Faulk me

Reblogged from how very